You know what is unfair? The fact that we have been here, waiting to be chosen by the cat distribution system again for so many years—and it still hasn’t happened to us.
We have been waiting, praying, and hoping, but no luck. All the cats seem to be going to people who don’t even want cats. And honestly, that is just the most cat-like thing the cat distribution system could ever do.
So, we suppose we can’t be mad about it. Yet, it still seems to be true: cats choose people who hate cats all the time. They choose people who don’t want cats—literally all the time.
There’s this one person who “didn’t even want a cat” but got chosen by the system not once, not twice, not three times, but five times. Five whole times this person got chosen by cats.
Yes, we are very jealous of them. But we are also incredibly happy that there are five kitties out there living in such a good and loving home.
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